Funny CID Jokes

Funny CID Jokes collection. Read these CID Jokes, CID PJ's Jokes
and funny CID shayari.
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.
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27 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    CID JOKES..LISTEN:

    ACP: Dal mein kuch kaala nahi poori daal kaali hai! ;)

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  2. AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    ACP; kuch to garbar hai

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    EXAM Ke pehle padhai kar lo

    EXAM ke pehle padhai kar lo


    ACP bola daya 'wanna be my chamak chalo'

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    @anonymous #3.... it's mast yar

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  5. AnonymousOctober 21, 2011 at 3:44 AM

    ABCDEFGHIJ ke bad ata hai K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Daya said "Abhijeet and I are a gay"

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  6. AnonymousOctober 22, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    ACP NE FREDDY SE KHA
    KHANA KHA LO

    ACP NE FREDDY SE KHA
    KHANA KHA LO

    OTHERWISE DANCE ON CHAMMAK CHALLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    its fantastic......

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  8. AnonymousNovember 14, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    khooni ke sar pe hai bhoot ka saya.......
    wah wah.......
    khooni ke sar pe hai bhoot ka saya.......
    ACP Pradyuman bola
    Daya 2 min. ruk main moot ke aaya.........
    :)

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  9. Pappy the GeekNovember 30, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    very nice :-)

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  10. Vibhor AgrawalJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:11 AM

    nice jokes

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  11. Gaurav SharmaJanuary 13, 2012 at 2:14 AM

    good jokes

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  12. Siddik ShaikhJanuary 19, 2012 at 7:16 AM

    vErY fUnNy JoKeS..

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  13. Young DalgleishJanuary 19, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    Nice post. Keep it flowing... :)

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  14. Himanshu NegiJanuary 20, 2012 at 9:15 PM

    awesme love c.i.d jokes.

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  15. Adarsh RajJanuary 21, 2012 at 6:43 AM

    AWESOME JOKES BUDDY...............
    COOL............

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  16. Shivam ShekharJanuary 22, 2012 at 4:25 AM

    AREE YARR KYA JOKES MARA HAI.........

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  17. Ravi Kant SharmaJanuary 30, 2012 at 5:08 AM

    wah acp sahab wah.

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  18. ishaJanuary 30, 2012 at 5:54 AM

    awesome jokes!!!! luv them

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  19. Priya SharmaFebruary 1, 2012 at 9:44 PM

    Exam mein mera pass hona sure hai.
    Exam mein mera pass hona sure hai.
    Daya kehta hai.. abhijeet lagta hai yahi chor hai.

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  20. Pratik BanerjeeFebruary 4, 2012 at 4:15 AM

    WAH

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  21. RishabhFebruary 17, 2012 at 11:58 PM

    Oy. CID Waho Kabhi Ketan KO Bhi Lelo Apni CID Team ME.

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  22. AnoynFebruary 19, 2012 at 12:15 AM

    Devdas ki GF thi Paro, Devdas ki GF thi Paro, wah wah wah

    Abhijeet says - Daya , wat r u waiting for, darwaza ab toh todo


    Devdas ke peeche padi thi chandramukhi , Devdas ke peeche padi thi chandramukhi , wah wah wah
    ACP says - Daya case ki chaanbeen / tehkeeqat kaha tak pahuchi OR

    ACP says - Fredrick ke jokes se main ho gaya hu dukhi

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  23. sanketMarch 12, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    whah acp sab kamal kar diya

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  24. AjuMarch 31, 2012 at 8:27 AM

    Cigaratte gandi cheez he use pina chod...cigarate gandi cheez he use chod do..acp says : day ye darwaza tod do.

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  25. aryaApril 24, 2012 at 9:54 AM

    kuch to gadbad haa pur joke ma mazaaa ha

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  26. alyaa johnsmithMay 16, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    hey wanna tell something i have some new meaning on C I D
    C chatni
    i idli
    D dhosa

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  27. DeepakMay 21, 2012 at 3:26 AM

    Freddie : " sir tanki khali hai"

    abhijeet : " iska matlab to ye hua ki tanki me pani nhi hai "

    ACP : " oh to ye bat hai
    iska matlab koi to hai,koi to hai jisne ye pani nikala hoga.

    Daya pata lagao ye pani nikalne wala hai kon."

    freddie: is naukar ne pani nikala hai ,, sir....



    Guess who is intelligent in CID ???

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