Funny Jokes

Ek chota bacha dusre se: Agar din mein suraj na nikla to kya hoga?
Dusre bache ne jawab diya: Bijli ka bill bhad jayega
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Teacher: Aaj school der se aane ka tumne kya bahana socha hai?
Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej dod ker aaya ki bahana sochne ka moka hi nahi mila
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Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha
Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha
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Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi ander aaya hu
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Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya?
Banti: Pata nahi sir
Teacher: Board per nahi dekh sakte naam ke sath hi likha hai
Banti: Mene socha shayad weh uska phone no hai
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Teacher(class mein pdhate hue):Bacho aayker, bikrikar, bhumikar se milta julta koi aur word batao
Nishu: Sir, ek nahi 3 words suno "Sunil Gawasker, Sachin Tendulker aur Dilip Vengserker"
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Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai
Boss ne muskura ker kaha: Mujhe afsos hai, aap der se aaye hain, weh aapki arthi ko kandha dene ke liye chutti laker ja chuka hai
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Sethani: kyun maharani ji aaj aane mein itni der kyun laga di?
Nokrani: Sethani ji mein sidiyon se gir gayi thi
Sethani: To kaya uthne mein itni der lagti hai
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Teacher: bachon batao ki dhud ko khrab hone se bachane ke liye kya karna chahiye?
Sonu: Ji use pee lena chahiye
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Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai
Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the
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Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao
Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao
Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?
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Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?
Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein
Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha
Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai
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Shyam:  Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?
Surjit: hua yun ki...
Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use
Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur galat batein nahi sun sakta.