Santa Banta Short Jokes in Hindi

Short Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Bhikhari: Alla ke naam per kuch de de baba
Santa: 500 ke khulle hain
Bhikhari: Ha, hain na
Santa: to pehle unhe kharch kar le

Santa pani mein chand ki parchai dekhte hue
Yaar yeh kya hai?
Banta: Yeh chand hai
Santa: Yaar hum to majak majak mein chand per pahunch gye

Santa ne ladki ko propose kiya
Ladki: Mein tumse 1 saal badi hu
Santa: koi baat nahi jaan mein tumse agle saal shadi kar lunga

American: Hamare yha email se shadi ho jati hai
Santa: India mein to female se hoti hai

Santa: mein apni biwi ko B.A karwa ke achi se naukri dilwaunga
Banta: phir acha sa rishta dekh ker uski shadi bhi kar diyo